If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
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Ingredients: Apple cider
Get a pot or something and pour the apple cider into it.
Heat up the apple cider until it’s warm or hot.
Turn off the stove then pour the mixture of apple cider and heat into a cup.
Drink it and give me money.
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